$MASKCAT
AT LARGE
Case File — Robinhood Chain PD

WANTED:
THE CAT WHO
ROBBED THE HOOD

$MASKCAT — a masked bandit native to the Robinhood chain. Last seen making off with the ticker, the vibes, and your bag. Approach with caution and diamond hands.

species: cat occupation: professional bandit status: still loose
CA: TBA — pasted the moment he's caught
Exhibit A — Background

every hood needs
a robbery.

Before there was a green app, there was a name nobody kept. Cash Cat became Robinhood — the hood took the fortune, the crowd, the chain. The cat got nothing.

$MASKCAT is what happens when the cat comes back for what's his. He pulled a mask over his face, walked onto the Robinhood chain like he owned the place, and started taking it back — one holder at a time.

He doesn't pitch. He doesn't pump a roadmap deck. He shows up, takes the bag, and disappears into the mempool. That's the whole thesis.

Field Report
"Robinhood took from the cat. The cat is simply collecting interest."
→ read the full manhunt thread on X
✅ zero utility, as intended ✅ 100% masked ✅ native to the Robinhood chain ✅ getaway car included (metaphorically)
Exhibit B — Recovered Property

the loot bag.

Every mask in the collection is one face of the same cat — a piece of the getaway, permanently on-chain. Holding one makes you an accessory. We recommend it.

Exhibit C — Recovered Ledger

the numbers
he left behind.

Total Supply
one billion masks. no reprints, no sequels.
1,000,000,000
Tax
the cat doesn't file paperwork.
0 / 0
Liquidity
locked in the vault. keys tossed down a storm drain.
100%
Chain
home turf. he knows every alley.
Robinhood
Exhibit D — The Plan

the heist,
four acts.

(this is a meme coin. these are jokes. the getaway is real.)

Act I

Casing the Chain

Mask on. Contract deployed. Cat studies the Robinhood chain from the rooftop across the street.

Act II

The Job

Timelines flooded. Community assembled. The name gets taken back one shitpost at a time.

Act III

The Getaway

Loot collection sells out. Holders vanish into the mempool with their share.

Act IV

The Legend

Cat becomes folklore. Every wallet on the chain tells a version of the story.

Exhibit E — Interrogation Notes

questions for
the suspect.

No. We just liked the name Cash Cat more, and the mask fits better on a cat than a hood does.

Utility is for banks. This is a getaway story with a ticker attached.

Still being cased. Follow @maskcatrh on X — it goes live there first.

The cat goes wherever the cat wants. Only bring what you can afford to lose on a heist.